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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) You’re looking forward to the special edition Emeli Sande album with the dinner party chat and occasional cry of ‘Fucksake, not her again’ dubbed straight onto it.

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