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Public demands shops begin Christmas

CONSUMERS have demanded that shops immediately start selling Christmas stuff.

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Rowling's new Harry Potter film about wizard who invented money

JK Rowling is to write the screenplay a for a new Harry Potter-style adventure about Grynt Cashfarm, the wizard who created money.

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