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Pub's class divide symbolised by different brands of activewear

A PUB’S diversifying clientele has separated into groupings of those who wear the same brands as the professionals and those who dress from Sports Direct. 

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Gran likes Winter Olympics because everyone is white and the ice dancing

YOUR grandmother is thrilled the Winter Olympics are back because 75 per cent of the competitors are white and the figure skating is lovely to watch.

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