Pumpkin worried by sudden unpopularity

A PUMPKIN is wondering why he has been left in the back garden when just 24 hours ago he was really popular.

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Driver with lights on full beam just concerned for your safety

A MAN who drives everywhere with his headlights on full beam believes he is making the road safe for everyone.

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