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Man's puny exterior may mean he is extremely hard

31-YEAR-OLD Stephen Malley’s slight build has prompted speculation that he may be one of those small wiry hard men.

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Premier League fantasising about moving abroad

THE Premier League is talking about upping sticks and starting a new life in America.

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