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Quick drink after work now means seven

GOING for ‘a drink’ after work means going for seven drinks, it has been confirmed.

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Obama discovers ‘nato’ is Welsh for ‘herpes’

WELSH schoolchildren yesterday told President Obama that ‘nato’ means ‘herpes’ in their native language.

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