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Race named as today's thing to talk shit about

RACE has been named as today’s topic about which Britain will talk angry, ill-informed shit.

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Barton denies existence of FA

JOEY Barton has refused to serve his three-match ban after disproving the existence of the Football Association using Nietzschean perspectivism.

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