Radio 1 and a whiff of fag smoke: five signs builders are nearby

THERE’S increased activity near your home, and you suspect that it may be an infestation of builders. These are the signs: 

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Which washed-up celebrity will be turning on your town's Christmas lights?

BIG festive lights switch-on tonight? Find out which reluctant C-lister you’ll get doing the honours:

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