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Rail Passengers To Squeeze Inside Each Other's Bums

RAIL passengers will be forced to spend their daily commute squeezed into the body cavities of other people, it has been confirmed.

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Queen To Spend Three Days A Week Blocking Facebook Arseholes

THE Queen will be forced to spend up to three days a week blocking arseholes who leave comments on her Facebook page.

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