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Recesssion Will Turn Britain Into 'Bunch Of Arseholes'

THE economic downturn will lead to a sharp rise in people being arseholes, according to a leaked Home Office letter.

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For Christ's Sake Just Sack Me, Says Darling

ALISTAIR Darling last night pleaded for his immediate dismissal, stressing he was the worst chancellor in more than 60 years.

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