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Record number of British people pretending they're not British

A RECORD number of embarrassed British people are pretending to be foreign.

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Are you British or have you and your family just lived and worked here since 1948?

IN the busy, modern world it can be hard to tell if you and your family have just lived, worked and paid tax here since the end of World War Two. Take our quick test to find out if we should illegally deport you or not…

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