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Record Numbers In Denial About British Seaside

THOUSANDS of recession-hit holidaymakers are planning to ignore the rain, used condoms and one-eyed donkeys this summer in a desperate attempt to enjoy the great British seaside.

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Doctor Who fans reminded that it's for children

DOCTOR Who producers have once again reminded the show’s ardent fans that it is actually for children.

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