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Renter practising sad face for homeowner friends

A WOMAN who spends a fortune on rent is practising her dismayed face for conversations with homeowner friends, it has emerged.

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Wearing a baby carrier and saying 'We're pregnant': Five traits of wanky modern dads

MEN used to be in the pub when their kids were born, greet them with a firm handshake, then ignore them until they could kick a football. But modern dads are different. Like this.

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