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Report condemned for not calling UK women 'jolliest in Europe'

A REPORT into obesity has been condemned as ‘incredibly rude’ after calling British women fat.

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Ferguson absolutely does not call for linesmen to be 'disappeared'

SIR Alex Ferguson has made it clear he in no way advocates having officials who displease him disappear without trace.

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