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Rioters are dense enough to have another go, public warned

THE police have issued a warning that rioters are indeed thick enough to have another go this weekend despite being quelled on Wednesday.

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The Cure, and other decent bands you can't help associating with twats from school

AS an adult you can enjoy – or violently hate – any music on its own merits. But in your teenage years you were put off perfectly good bands by the twats who were into them. Bands like these…

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