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Rioters 'not introduced to violence early enough'

A SENIOR Labour MP has blamed last year’s riots on parents failing to introduce their children to violence as quickly as possible.

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Decline in marine life possibly due to all the shit in the sea, say experts

THE decline in marine life may in some way be connected to all the shit, piss and bleach pumped in there every single day by everyone in the world, it has been claimed.

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