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Rioters summer school will have loads of stuff worth nicking

A SUMMER school for rioters will be full of tellys and tracksuits, Nick Clegg has pledged.

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PETA underestimating men's appetite for filth

PLANS by PETA to launch a website featuring pornography and animal cruelty may have underestimated the depravity of the human male, it has emerged.

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