Rock'n'roll continues to be least rock'n'roll thing in the world

EVERYTHING is now rock’n’roll except rock’n’roll itself, it has emerged.

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Man wearing chinos must not be aware there are other kinds of trousers

A MAN wearing chinos must somehow be unaware of all the other kinds of trousers in the world, it has been claimed.

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