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Royal baby 98th on list of things Britons are looking forward to

THE royal baby is ranked just below ‘a packet of beef crisps’ on a list of things people are anticipating.

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Driverless cars to have mouth-like bonnets lined with fangs

NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.

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