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Royal wedding is fantastic news, says everyone in Cheltenham branch of Waitrose

THE royal wedding is incredibly exciting, according to all the wealthy white people in the Cheltenham branch of Waitrose.

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Thank you for distracting everyone from my shit-show of a government, May tells Meghan

 

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