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Ruined ski holidays put smile on everyone else's faces

A SHORTAGE of snow in the Alps has cheered up thousands who love to see the middle classes spend money on going to see some rocks.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) No word from Channel 5 about your idea for a TV documentary about Canadian MILF fans called The Gerontophile Toronto Files. 

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