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Runaway dads ever so worried about public opinion

A LOUD chorus of tut-tutting will sort out Britain’s scumbags, it was confirmed last night.

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'Murray, Fred Perry, historic strawberries' says Britain

TENNIS will start being played in Britain today apart from all the other places in Britain where it is played all the time.  

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