Rural Folk Turn To Porn Pigeons

PEOPLE in rural areas with poor internet access are receiving their pictures of vaginas by courier pigeon.

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Everyone Now Assuming You're A Kiddie-Fiddler

YOU look like you might be one of them dirty, horrid kiddie-fiddlers, it was confirmed last night.

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