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Satan announces cut in soul prices

THE devil has announced a reduction in the fee paid for human souls.

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Siberian virus not at all like 'The Thing' say weirdly glassy-eyed scientists

AN ANCIENT virus found beneath the Siberian permafrost cannot infect and control humans, according to scientists with odd monotone voices.

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