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School devises bullshit rationale for Alton Towers trip

A SECONDARY school is spuriously arguing that today’s Year 7 trip to a theme park has educational value. 

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Six people who no f**king way will be England manager and four poor sods who might have to be

OF the names bandied around to be next England manager, most would rather be fired out of a cannon into Jordan Pickford. But there are always fools:  

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