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School discos shit even if called 'prom nights'

GLEE-STYLE ‘prom nights’ are just school discos repackaged for the gullible, it has emerged.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) An engineering breakthrough this week as your repeated huffing on the train miraculously fixes the broken signals further down the track.

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