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Scientists discover most middle class tattoo

THE most middle class tattoo is the word ‘moustache’ in a speech bubble, coming out of a swallow’s mouth, on the wearer’s finger.

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Clegg basically resigns

NICK Clegg has basically resigned from everything he does.

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