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Scotland Wakes Up Covered In Piss Again

SCOTLAND has woken up on the sofa, drenched in its own urine for the fifth time since Boxing Day.

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Tories Pledge Tax Breaks For Musical Families

A TORY government would use the tax and benefits system to reward families who sing together regularly or perform amusing skits.

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