'Season's greetings, from Jim and Carol': Five ways to find out who the f**k Jim and Carol are

RECEIVED a hand-delivered Christmas card and wondering who the hell sent it? These methods to identify the culprits could set your minds to rest:

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How to have a Christmas sex party for one, by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

I CAN’T say 2025 was a great year, but I’ll be doing my best to recreate some of the good times I had back in the day with good old Jeff:

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