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Selfish nurses quitting to kick back and enjoy their massive wealth

NURSES are leaving the NHS in record numbers because they are already minted, it has emerged.

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26-year-old man believes he is first person to have a social conscience

A MAN has been lecturing friends about various injustices as though he is the first person to have thought about them, it has emerged.

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