Sex outside isn't illegal so fill your boots, says Hancock

OUTDOOR romps are not prohibited by the government’s sex ban so go for it, the health secretary has said.

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Family love visiting tranquil countryside and f**king it up with litter

A FAMILY who went on a spring trip to beautiful countryside loved it so much they couldn’t be f**ked to take their litter home.

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