Subscribe

‘Shit’ only accurate word for trains

BRITAIN’S train services are impossible to describe without an excrement comparison, it has emerged.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) This week for your 18th birthday you get to open the sealed box your parents put together the day you were born. Inside is a slip of paper saying ‘Get a job’.

Checking article access…

Next story ›