Subscribe

Shitness of bus travel unaffected by floods

THE general woefulness of bus travel has remained unchanged by the recent extreme weather.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Beyoncé 'surfing all wrong'

SURFING experts have condemned Beyoncé’s technique of grinding her crotch against her surfboard.

Checking article access…

Next story ›