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Shots are not a round, say experts

SHOTS do not count as a round of drinks, expert drinkers have agreed. 

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We will abolish the monarchy if we hear one kind word about immigrants, says Sun

THE SUN has confirmed that if the Queen dares breathe one compassionate word about immigrants she is fucking gone. 

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