Sick son of a bitch makes tea in microwave

A WARPED individual habitually makes cups of tea in a microwave, it has been confirmed.

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Man using pathetic scraps of evidence to convince himself woman fancies him

A MAN has convinced himself a woman fancies him based on extremely flimsy evidence.

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