Sitting alone in car parks confirmed as top leisure activity

MOST adults spend more than ten hours a week slumped in stationary cars hiding from their miserable lives, it has emerged.

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Football Manager not real

THE Football Manager games depict fictional events with no bearing on reality, it has been confirmed.

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