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Six annoyances of modern life your mum blames you for personally

THE hellscape of modern society is the result of decades of dickheads beavering away. But here are six awful aspects your mum blames on you personally.

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Freddie Mercury, Elton John and other people your dad still thinks were straight

DESPITE decades of documentaries, costumes and gay lovers, here are the people your dad is convinced were just a bit flamboyant.

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