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Six guests you've invited to your wedding from sheer obligation

GETTING married? The list of twats you do not want to invite but must grows longer by the day. You will be paying £135 per head for these wankers: 

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We ask you: should King Charles adopt David Beckham as a son?

HE will become Sir Becks when the King knights him, but why not allow Britain’s prettiest dead-ball specialist to fill the gap in the defensive wall left by Prince Harry’s departure? 

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