Six ways to make sure every room you enter immediately knows you're working-class

ENTERED a room? Concerned not everyone in it know you were born with coal in the bath and hatred of Thatcher in your heart? Let them know: 

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You simply love the democratic process: Keir Starmer's five reasons why you want another election

By Sir Keir Starmer MP, prime minister and hero

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