Slightly odd man anticipates record libel win

A MAN who lives on his own is expecting a record libel payout after being called ‘paedo’ by local teenagers every day for the past 16 years.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you’ll have a vague sense that your life hasn’t gone as well as you’d hoped.

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