Smug baby post followed by revolting arse-wiping

A WOMAN posted a self-satisfied Facebook status update about her baby and then had to clean up its liquid shit, it has emerged.

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Monster Munch put in UK inflation basket to shut kids up

A SIX-PACK of Monster Munch and two toffee fudge milkshakes have been added to the inflation basket to stop children whining. 

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