Smug twat thinks he doesn't need to hold on to tram pole

A SELF-SATISFIED man has displayed his superiority to other tram passengers by standing without holding the pole, it has emerged.

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'It's coming home but no probs if not!' chant women

WOMEN excited about today’s match against Colombia have started singing a boisterous yet modest football chant, it has emerged.

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