So we meet again, Southern tells commuters

SOUTHERN trains has admitted its passengers are ‘resilient bastards’ who do not know when they are beaten.

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The Mash guide to the Miliband stumble

WHEN Ed Miliband stumbled on his dismount from the Question Time podium last night, he threw away Labour’s election hopes. Here’s why:

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