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‘Socialising’ means getting pissed

THE term ‘socialising’ actually means drinking heavily, it has emerged.

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Nice girls pretending to look forward to Glastonbury

WELL-GROOMED young women who do not take drugs are pretending to be excited about attending Glastonbury Festival.

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