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Speedy boarding named most feeble attempt at one-upmanship

PAYING to get on a budget flight slightly before others is the weakest possible attempt to show off, it has been confirmed.

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Be less British, says Cameron

THE prime minister has called on the people of Britain to be less reserved.

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