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Spoiler alert: Mum's anecdote doesn't have an ending

IF you do not want to learn about the non-ending of your mum’s rambling anecdote, look away now.

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Rioting, and other things the French are just better at

THE French love a good riot, we like a good moan. Sadly, despite us winning WW2 and a football match in 1966, France is just better at some stuff, whether it’s pastries or perfume.

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