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Start simmering your resentment for Christmas, say experts

EXPERTS are urging Britons to start preparing their Christmas arguments no later than 5pm today.

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'Shed effect' turns crud into gold

THE success of Bavarian-style Christmas markets is due to a phenomenon that makes crud desirable when placed in a rustic-looking shed.

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