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'Start, you absolute twat' car warning issued across the UK

THE Met Office has issued desperate, tearful pleading with your car warnings for huge swathes of the country.

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Search on for bastard who gave Trump a map

THE US is hunting down the thoughtless prick who provided Donald Trump with a map of the world and caused all this trouble. 

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