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Stella-guzzling arsehole has strong moral stance against drugs

A MAN who regularly gets into fights while drunk would never get involved with dangerous drugs like cannabis, he has announced.

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UK's first non-weird driving instructor discovered

A NON-WEIRD driving instructor  has been discovered in the UK.

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