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Student numbers almost back down to where they should be

THE number of young people going to university could soon be the same as the number of young people who should be going to university, the government has confirmed.

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Gen Z threaten to step up production of bullshit slang

THE younger generation has warned it will increase its production of ridiculous slang unless its demands are met.

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